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My house is a sphere.
Hello. My name is Bernard Kirkland (used to be Edelstein, but then I got married.), the micro nation called the Republic of Kugelmugel. I'm 11 years old, 127cm (4'2") tall, and it is my duty as a nation of the earth to make this world more artistic! People think that Austria is practically my babysitter, but they're wrong. I can take perfectly good care of myself, thank you. Oh, and don't pull on my braids, or you'll get hurt.
((Independent RP blog for the micro nation Kugelmugel. I will RP with anyone, even people from outside Hetalia. My personal: claire-fairy.tumblr.com ))
Headcanons Bernard's Closet ScotKugel Husband
Hm? You have a question?
Submitions
10PM
Fourteen, wow. Way to make me feel old. And weird. Since my uncle turned… Fourteen.
That’s alright. That sounds delicious separately, it must taste just as good together. *he just likes food okay*
*giggles* He makes me feel really young. He’s three years older than me again.
Oh my god you children.
*head tilt* What?
10PM
Yay. *pull tug pulls him along* I made some birthday cake and there was leftovers.
Birthday cake? Who’s birthday was it? …what sort of leftovers? *he’s not being picky he’s just innocently curious*
It was my husband’s. He turned fourteen, so we celebrated. *small shrug* And I just brought some sandwiches with chicken, lettuce, tomato on garlic bread. I just kind of smooshed all my leftovers together.
Fourteen, wow. Way to make me feel old. And weird. Since my uncle turned… Fourteen.
That’s alright. That sounds delicious separately, it must taste just as good together. *he just likes food okay*
*giggles* He makes me feel really young. He’s three years older than me again.
10PM
Yay. *pull tug pulls him along* I made some birthday cake and there was leftovers.
Birthday cake? Who’s birthday was it? …what sort of leftovers? *he’s not being picky he’s just innocently curious*
It was my husband’s. He turned fourteen, so we celebrated. *small shrug* And I just brought some sandwiches with chicken, lettuce, tomato on garlic bread. I just kind of smooshed all my leftovers together.
10PM
*slowly ventures outside*
*Bi-g stretch and smacks his lips*
*goes back inside*
That was enough outdoor physical activity for the day.
*nOPE*
*grabs his hand and PULLS HIM OUTSIDE* Kenneth!
*waves his hand around to grab at the air, but stumbles back out anyways*
The sun burns me, Bernard! I can’t! I’ll turn to dust!
Nooo, come outside with me! We’ll have a picnic!
*the promise of food makes him less grumpy* Oh… Alright. Lead on then.
Yay. *pull tug pulls him along* I made some birthday cake and there was leftovers.
10PM
*slowly ventures outside*
*Bi-g stretch and smacks his lips*
*goes back inside*
That was enough outdoor physical activity for the day.
*nOPE*
*grabs his hand and PULLS HIM OUTSIDE* Kenneth!
*waves his hand around to grab at the air, but stumbles back out anyways*
The sun burns me, Bernard! I can’t! I’ll turn to dust!
Nooo, come outside with me! We’ll have a picnic!
9PM
*slowly ventures outside*
*Bi-g stretch and smacks his lips*
*goes back inside*
That was enough outdoor physical activity for the day.
*nOPE*
*grabs his hand and PULLS HIM OUTSIDE* Kenneth!
9PM
SOMETIMES I FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE THE DELICIOUS TOMATO SONG AND THEN I LISTEN TO IT AND I JUST WANT TO DANCE AND RUN AROUND AND LAUGH AND SING AND JUST APPRECIATE ALL THAT IS ROMANO
(via amoreillecito)
9PM
- spain: [slams fist on table] ROMANO I RAISED YOU SPANISH NOW EAT YOUR FUCKING PAELLA OR DIOS HELP ME
8PM
A wild CUTIE appeared!
What will U do?
- SMOOCH
- CUDDLE
- TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
- ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
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